Welp. It's Party Time.
I'm not sure anything more than that needs to be said about this infamously bad, tone-deaf animated flop. Which, if nothing else, serves to remind us which side of WW2 Italy was on.
We Review Titanic: The Legend Goes On
Sunday, August 27, 2017
Sunday, August 6, 2017
The Emoji Movie (We're Sorry)
This episode is alternatively titled " 2 Hours of Crosstalk"
Spoilers for the episode: We hated this.
This was not fun. Talking about it was almost fun. Seeing it was maybe the least fun there ever was.
We review The Emoji Movie. Leave.
Sunday, July 30, 2017
The Treasure Planet
Don't let that image fool you. This film is something else.
A nightmarish Hellscape to be specific; from the far off land of Bulgaria made in 1982. Which is JUST in time to create doubts about where Disney got their idea for a space themed Treasure Island. But which one comes out on top? Who's to say?
We are!
We review The Treasure Planet
Sunday, July 16, 2017
The Flight Before Christmas
This movie is 90 percent less Christmasy than that image would have you believe. There is no Santa Helpers, only half a minute of Santa, no candy canes, no Christmas lights, no gingerbread cottage. There's plenty of gross CGI animation though.
We review The Flight Before Christmas
Sunday, July 2, 2017
Annabelle's Wish
or uh 
Warning! Sexually Explicit Content in this episode. Seriously, if you think the word cum is Latin, skip this one.
Otherwise we take on another Christmas movie for our impressive collection of holiday trash. And even though we consume this garbage multiple times a year, we aren't even close to putting a dent in our options, that's how much of this crap there is.
We Review Annabelle's Wish
Sunday, June 18, 2017
The King and I
An unbelievably outdated (that means racist) cartoon from waaaaaay too recent years. Request month continues with one of the worst things we've ever seen.
I'm not gonna get too detailed with this one, other than it made us sick and we almost turned it off early...but if you want to see just how bad it is in less than 30 seconds... check out this clip that Seth thinks sums it up pretty well: Youtube
Sunday, June 4, 2017
Once Upon A Forest
Well our vacation is over and we're right back into the drudgery of our daily routines. We are kicking off again with a slew of Audience Requests and at the front of the line is perhaps our most, or at least one of our most requested movies.
None of us can figure out why.
Really. There is nothing at all in this movie.
We Review Once Upon A Forest.
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