Season Finale/The Devil and Daniel Mouse

So its come to this! A full year of watching cruddy animation and enduring each others caustic personalities has brought us to The Devil and Daniel Mouse. A movie from 1978 Nelvana productions, so obscure that its been reduced to a special feature on another movie... THATS fucking obscure. 

We also wrap up the season and discuss the worst movies we've watched, the best movie we've watched this year on the show, and we go back and change our opinion on one movie from the past season. 

Doesn't that sound like fun?! I'll bet it does. 

Also here's a link that Sagan wanted me to share from Hotel Transylvania 2 ... I don't know why. 

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Our newest episode!

Mad Monster Party?

Buckle up folks! Its time for one of the most misogynistic movies I've ever seen. For any kind of frame of reference, it actually keeps pace with Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie. Thats bad! 

Episode Hilights? Seth has an epiphany on air, Sagan tries to tear down the recording studio and Lenny utterly obliterates this movie in record time. 

Also some trigger warnings on this one: Racism, Sexism, Homophobia, Domestic Abuse, Gun Violence, Misogyny. We are opposed to all of them, but dammit if they don't come up a lot... 

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Our newest episode!

Hotel Transylvania 2

We take a look at the new Halloweeny movie from Adam Sandler and Genndy Tartakovsky while its out in theaters for Schloktoberfest! 

Its technically a minisode but we run long...give us a listen to find out why! Its not that great of a surprise but we talk a lot. 

Also we put out a contest in the episode if you're interested in that! It should be easy to win but why would you want to? You loser...

Also we have a special guest with us this episode. Victoria Alexander, who gets to plug her October comic Vampire Bites. Which you can check out Here

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The Scarecrow

Hey look at that lovely fun Halloween cover up there! This should be a great way to kick of Schloktoberfest on the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast!

... oh...except it has literally, absolutely nothing to do with Halloween at all....its barely about Autumn!

Some fun episode hi-lights? Well we've got a special guest with us. One Sean Farbolin ... or Farbolini...or maybe Ffarbollwyn.... though he assures me he isn't Welsh. And we play musicologists for some in depth looks at this musical's soundtrack.

And if you're coming here from the episode I've go some links as promised.

First off is the fucking nuts dancing scene!
Mindfuck Dancing

And here's the opening music JUST TO PROVE that I didn't doctor it to prove my point.
RIPPED OFF MUSIC! (allegedly)

and shame on you for doubting me

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Disney's Descendants

Well now look at this mess...

I know its not technically a cartoon, but take my word for it this is definitely a cartoon. Don't like it? Write your congressman! 

Some episode hi-lights: Lenny dents his wall with the DVD case, Seth attempts to shanghai the captains chair,  Sagan performs some somewhat rehearsed jokes. And the group tries to figure out the genealogy of every character in the movie. 

I was drinking when we recorded it, and I'm still drinking now! 

Get ready for some good old fashioned Disney Channel Original Movie crap. Or DCOM as Seth insists on calling it. 

 

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Cool World

Spoiler Alert: She doesn't. 

So right off the bat the poster is just a lie. BUT at least the poster is brutally honest about the visuals. So if you like...some of the oddest, grosses, most ludicrous animation this side of the Rio Grande....you're in for a good time. 

Some episode hilights....It eventually ends. 

Thats all I got, this movie is a train wreck. Some people might even say its not even a movie. so who knows. 

Bakshi trivia abounds!

Also Sagan recommends Don Hertzfeld's It's Such A Beautiful Day but he called it...like...Its such a Wonderful Life or something like that....some bullshit that was wrong, so he asked me to write the correct title down in the description. So that happened. 

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Our newest episode!

Minions

Fun Fact! Illumination, the studio that produces Minions, was succesfully sued by a Men's Rights Activist Organization for stealing their poster design to promote this Movie! 

The studio claimed that the poster was just a freudian slip.

Additionally when the MRA's found out that the co-directer Pierre Coffin was also potentially a sexist idiot, they felt "silly" but the damage had been done* 

So anyway here's a bunch of garbage thats making millions 'cause your kids are stupid. 

We review Minions 

* None of that is true. Except for Minion's Co-Director Pierre Coffin saying some sexist shit  every now and again. 

Oh! and Gloria McAndrew is here to fill a massive void for this episode

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