Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss

Listener Request Month continues and its becoming more and more obvious that you, audience, do not like us. You want to hurt us. And you have.

We review Phil Nibbleink's Romeo & Juliet Sealed with a Kiss, a poor, POOR attempt at adapting the greatest love story ever told, (At least it was the greatest until Attack of the Clones came out). 

An Attempt by the way that he made all by himself. Literally! One person, wrote, directed, and animated this movie. ALL BY HIMSELF. His wife helped produce, his 5 year old helped voice act.

Starring seals!

No one is in it, and nothing happens.

But if you want to get an idea of what this movie is like here's a youtube link to his previous movie Puss in Boots.

Buckle up Kids.

Puss in Boots - Why Won't You Marry Me

 

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Help! I'm a Fish / A Fish Tale

OH...... oh..... Oh no. Oh look at that. ... LOOK AT THAT! 

Oh! Well now look at that! ... Okay now look at the first one. Now back here. Now there. Can you believe that these are two covers for the same movie? CAN YOU?!? 

Well you better. Because its true. 

We kick off Recommendation Month with A Fish Tale and/or Help! I'm a Fish. An animated movie from Denmark starring the late, and immensely missed, Alan Rickman. 

Episode Hi-lights?

Seth does not define any words from the dictionary, The gang dissects the American DVD  cover's intentions, and Lenny finds a new love. 

If you have any movies you'd like us to review for Recommendation Month feel free to toss us an email at CartoonLampoonPodcast@gmail.com

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Norm of the - NOPE! Rikki-Tikki-Tavi

You see that crap up there? That crap isn't worth our time. 

Rob Schnieder isn't worth an instant of my time. He's not even worth double checking that I spelled his name right. 

Now this! this is fine...we'll talk about this. 

We check out Chuck Jones in this weeks episode! Specifically his take on Rudyard Kipling's Rikki-Tikki-Tavi. 

Episode hi-lights?

Seth makes an insufferable ass out of himself for the entire episode. Save for roughly 20 minutes where he, by the grace of God, shuts up entirely. 

Other fun moments?

We discuss the incomparable June Foray. And we mention her autobiography which is THIS

Lenny and Sagan have a hissing whisper conversation (thats a hi-light?) 

Seth plows through Dictionary.com with an almost perverse interest in defining words (By the way I cut down his definition of the word 'film' from 5 minutes to 30 seconds. You're welcome) 

Its our most missable episode yet! 

OH and Seth tries to tell Lenny that Naga does not come from a root dialect and instead is inspired by some sort of indian God(dess)? 

WELL NAY I SAY! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naja

Educate yourselves!

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Star Wars Droids : The Pirates and the Prince

This is a movie I promise! Its a fake movie that was stitched together using 4 episodes of a show. But its a movie now damn it!

So Star Wars is back in full force these days with The Force Awakens. The dark times are long behind us and we're in the loving hands of JJ Abrams and BB-8 and....DD-aisy Ridley or whatever other two letter first name people are in the fray now. 

But how can we appreciate the good times without acknowledging the bad times. 

The CLP tackle a piece of crap from 1985 from the series Droids starring Anthony Daniels, the alleged piece of literal shit that he is

Episode Hi-lights? Aside from the fact that its FUCKING STAR WARS!?

We talk about whether or not the character of Kylo Ren was named after the character in this Kybo Ren. (I am not shitting you, thats a real, main character in this) 

Gloria is back (we tricked her into thinking we were going to watch Star Wars) 

Seth discusses his favorite star wars character: Nepo T'zum

 

and Lenny discusses George Lucas, George's ineptitude, and George Lucas's alleged Canon Cannon. You'll figure it out.

Episode retractions? We consistently, and arbitrarily refer to Sy Snootles as SLY Snootles. 

And Lenny says that Rotta the Hutt is Jabba's nephew, when it is actually his son.

Sorry! Sorry everybody, we didn't mean to ruin your week. 

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Animal Farm

 

Wikipedia didn't have an image of the movie's cover so...here's a cover of a book. Thats fun right? Happy New Year!

I don't really know what to tell you about this one.... if you're in middle school and you have a test on Animal Farm that you don't want to study for but still want to get like....a C- minus kind of grade out of...you can just give this a listen instead. 

Sagan's out of town again, and Gloria is back in the fray to tackle a dour, humorless story about the dangers of electing a power hungry, xenophobic, megalomaniacal, fear mongering, hate fostering demagogue to a position of leadership. Because it just spells disaster for everyone. 

Trump 2016

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Rapsittie Street Kids Believe in Santa

Wow.... animation doesn't get much uglier than this one. 

An Urban Legend visits us in the night this Christmas! And it couldn't look worse if a computer made it in 1988! In fact it couldn't look worse if you actually tried to make something look fucked up. 

Case in point: Some glorious animation that intentionally looks fucked up

THAT looks better than THIS!

Its better animated, it has better collision detection, there is better timing, better backgrounds, better EVERYTHING! 

...well except for its voice cast..because Rapsittie has Jodi Benson and Mark Effin' Hamill.... 

We review Rapsittie Street Kids Believe in Santa 

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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Well I shudder to say it...but its Christmas Time again, and that spells pain for the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. 

We call in the big guns this week with Special Guest Gloria McAndrew from previous holiday themed episode The 12 Days of Christmas. (If we do movies based on songs she basically comes standard) 

Episode Hilights? Lenny loses his cool and shatters the DVD. Seth tries to say the title of every Charlie Brown Special Ever Made. and Sagan accidentally makes the funniest joke the podcast has seen yet. 

Also Gloria brings her A-game as usual. 

And by the way, if you want to follow along for next episode...check this crap out...Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa Vimeo 

Careful what you wish for this Christmas....that link is the internet equivalent of the Arc of the Covenant. The opening song isn't terrible though... at least until the rapping starts. 

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