I like that Cheech and Chong get SO much more money than 95% of the rest of the cast. Including Patrick Warburton who doesn't even make it on the front of the poster.
Cheech and Chong are in the movie for 4 minutes. MAXIMUM. 'Cheech' Marin and Tommy Chong are also two individual people with full names, but the movie poster can't be bothered with that.
We review Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil for no conceivable reason.
Well... we tried to avoid this one. Thought we could get away with it if we never mentioned it BUT... alas..we've been found out and here we are.
Jim Belushi is back in his 3rd movie with us...so that's great. That's way more Jim Belushi than I ever wanted in my life...but fine.
This episodes tag password is Red Riding Hood Patrick Warburton Fairy Tale Comedy Garbage Suicidal Thoughts Oscar Winner Anne Hathaway
We take a look at one of last year's biggest animated disappointments: Ratchet and Clank. Disappointment in the sense that it didn't do well... not so much that anyone was expecting anything good out of a Playstation Video Game Movie.
Joining us on this episode is resident Markiplier look-alike, and malapropism enthusiast Adam Ford
So lets jump in and tear this super long cut scene that for some inexplicable reason actually made it into theaters apart.
Additionally I'm sorry about the cat noises SO MANY FUCKING CAT NOISES!
Soak in that cover audience, because that is 100% of what we had to go on when starting this episode.
You know what we knew, so lets dive in and see what the hell this thing is.
and if you want to spoil it for yourself or watch it later, here are some links to what it wound up being. But its not Disney, I can tell you that much.
Do you like being confused? Do you like being confused while listening to your broken iPod that's stuck on shuffle and it decides when the song starts and stops? Do you like doing all that while being overcharged for popcorn? Well then have I got the movie for you.
Also... if you're gonna give your movie a title...make it something Googleable. Might as well call it Track 01 Unknown Artist if you're gonna call it 'Sing'
I gotta type buzzwords in the description just to hope I get hits, like: Animation Comedy Music Animals Cartoon.
We review Sing from Illumination Entertainment and it doesn't go well.
If you ever wanted a Christmas movie where Santa Claus bitch-slaps a wizard in front of his own son while soaring above the clouds in a magic sleigh than this is the movie for you.
And if you ever wanted that than something is wrong with you.
It stars Ed Asner (who would go on to play Santa Claus like 7 more times) and Tim Curry who has been in so many bad animated movies that we've reviewed I've honestly lost count.
Oh and if anyone is curious we found some personal art work from the film's director Toby Bluth
Its not great but its better than half of his brother's movies.
I really hate Christmas now. Just...just flat out hate it.
This is one of our most requested movies for our Christmas months so we finally saddled up to experience the mind numbing monotony that is The Christmas Tree. A movie that is more Dissolve-To-Black than actual film.
Spoiler Alert: The DVD case doesn't make it out of the review entirely unscathed so... don't get too attached to that great box art.
