Well its shattering box office records so I guess that means it must be good! Looks like we all have a live action Enchanted Christmas to look forward to in a few years.
Which should give Ewan McGregor plenty of time to figure out what a French person sounds like.
We review Beauty and the Beast.
We tackle a Disney knockoff before the latest self-inflicted Disney knockoff (Beauty and the Beast) hits theaters.
The film that sparked the entire podcast finally worms its way into the lineup, with... pretty harmless results, honestly. At least for some.
Except for that Jean-Bob! John Cleese is a nightmare in this! A straight up movie killing nightmare!
Also I guess the title is 'the Swan princess' with just the one capital 'S' ... or maybe 'The Swan princess'
What a mess.
I like that Cheech and Chong get SO much more money than 95% of the rest of the cast. Including Patrick Warburton who doesn't even make it on the front of the poster.
Cheech and Chong are in the movie for 4 minutes. MAXIMUM. 'Cheech' Marin and Tommy Chong are also two individual people with full names, but the movie poster can't be bothered with that.
We review Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil for no conceivable reason.
Well... we tried to avoid this one. Thought we could get away with it if we never mentioned it BUT... alas..we've been found out and here we are.
Jim Belushi is back in his 3rd movie with us...so that's great. That's way more Jim Belushi than I ever wanted in my life...but fine.
This episodes tag password is Red Riding Hood Patrick Warburton Fairy Tale Comedy Garbage Suicidal Thoughts Oscar Winner Anne Hathaway
We take a look at one of last year's biggest animated disappointments: Ratchet and Clank. Disappointment in the sense that it didn't do well... not so much that anyone was expecting anything good out of a Playstation Video Game Movie.
Joining us on this episode is resident Markiplier look-alike, and malapropism enthusiast Adam Ford
So lets jump in and tear this super long cut scene that for some inexplicable reason actually made it into theaters apart.
Additionally I'm sorry about the cat noises SO MANY FUCKING CAT NOISES!
Soak in that cover audience, because that is 100% of what we had to go on when starting this episode.
You know what we knew, so lets dive in and see what the hell this thing is.
and if you want to spoil it for yourself or watch it later, here are some links to what it wound up being. But its not Disney, I can tell you that much.
Do you like being confused? Do you like being confused while listening to your broken iPod that's stuck on shuffle and it decides when the song starts and stops? Do you like doing all that while being overcharged for popcorn? Well then have I got the movie for you.
Also... if you're gonna give your movie a title...make it something Googleable. Might as well call it Track 01 Unknown Artist if you're gonna call it 'Sing'
I gotta type buzzwords in the description just to hope I get hits, like: Animation Comedy Music Animals Cartoon.
We review Sing from Illumination Entertainment and it doesn't go well.
