Sunday, June 18, 2017

The King and I

An unbelievably outdated (that means racist) cartoon from waaaaaay too recent years. Request month continues with one of the worst things we've ever seen.

I'm not gonna get too detailed with this one, other than it made us sick and we almost turned it off early...but if you want to see just how bad it is in less than 30 seconds... check out this clip that Seth thinks sums it up pretty well: Youtube

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Sunday, June 4, 2017

Once Upon A Forest

Well our vacation is over and we're right back into the drudgery of our daily routines. We are kicking off again with a slew of Audience Requests and at the front of the line is perhaps our most, or at least one of our most requested movies.

None of us can figure out why.

Really. There is nothing at all in this movie.

We Review Once Upon A Forest.

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Sunday, March 19, 2017

Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Well its shattering box office records so I guess that means it must be good! Looks like we all have a live action Enchanted Christmas to look forward to in a few years.

Which should give Ewan McGregor plenty of time to figure out what a French person sounds like.

We review Beauty and the Beast.

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Monday, March 6, 2017

The Swan Princess

We tackle a Disney knockoff before the latest self-inflicted Disney knockoff (Beauty and the Beast) hits theaters.

The film that sparked the entire podcast finally worms its way into the lineup, with... pretty harmless results, honestly. At least for some.

Except for that Jean-Bob! John Cleese is a nightmare in this! A straight up movie killing nightmare!

Also I guess the title is 'the Swan princess' with just the one capital 'S' ... or maybe 'The Swan princess'

What a mess.

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Sunday, February 26, 2017

Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil

I like that Cheech and Chong get SO much more money than 95% of the rest of the cast. Including Patrick Warburton who doesn't even make it on the front of the poster.

Cheech and Chong are in the movie for 4 minutes. MAXIMUM. 'Cheech' Marin and Tommy Chong are also two individual people with full names, but the movie poster can't be bothered with that.

We review Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil for no conceivable reason.

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Sunday, February 12, 2017

Hoodwinked

Well... we tried to avoid this one. Thought we could get away with it if we never mentioned it BUT... alas..we've been found out and here we are.

Jim Belushi is back in his 3rd movie with us...so that's great. That's way more Jim Belushi than I ever wanted in my life...but fine.

This episodes tag password is Red Riding Hood Patrick Warburton Fairy Tale Comedy Garbage Suicidal Thoughts Oscar Winner Anne Hathaway

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Sunday, January 29, 2017

Ratchet & Clank

We take a look at one of last year's biggest animated disappointments: Ratchet and Clank. Disappointment in the sense that it didn't do well... not so much that anyone was expecting anything good out of a Playstation Video Game Movie.

Joining us on this episode is resident Markiplier look-alike, and malapropism enthusiast Adam Ford

So lets jump in and tear this super long cut scene that for some inexplicable reason actually made it into theaters apart.

Additionally I'm sorry about the cat noises SO MANY FUCKING CAT NOISES!

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