Minions

Fun Fact! Illumination, the studio that produces Minions, was succesfully sued by a Men's Rights Activist Organization for stealing their poster design to promote this Movie! 

The studio claimed that the poster was just a freudian slip.

Additionally when the MRA's found out that the co-directer Pierre Coffin was also potentially a sexist idiot, they felt "silly" but the damage had been done* 

So anyway here's a bunch of garbage thats making millions 'cause your kids are stupid. 

We review Minions 

* None of that is true. Except for Minion's Co-Director Pierre Coffin saying some sexist shit  every now and again. 

Oh! and Gloria McAndrew is here to fill a massive void for this episode

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Jan Svankmajer's Alice

You see that? You see that poster up there? Believe it or not that shit says 'Alice' in so many words. As in "Alice in Wonderland" Are you shocked to see that as the poster for a Cartoon Lampoon movie? 'Cause so am I! 

And incase you're confused that illustration is of a girl breaking out of another little girl's chest after tearing it open. And that poster is closer to a cartoon than anything in this movie. 

For the record, Seth recommended this one... 

Buckle up kids! 

We review Alice...

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The Pagemaster

This is the big one folks! The film that launched a modestly received Podcast. The one, the only, Pagemaster. Staring repeat offenders Christopher Lloyd and Patrick Stewart, as well as new time offenders Whoopi Goldberg and of course Macaulay Culkin, who is guilty of the worst crime of all....Growing Up! 

Memorable moments? Seth and Lenny defend Family Guy and The Simpsons, and Sagan indulges his addiction to music for a sustained Stinger. 

Also we noticed this shit:

 

Whoever is in charge of these new DVD releases really had no faith that anyone AT ALL, wanted to watch the Pagemaster, and was content with a handful of people being disappointed while attempting to watch Harry Potter. 

So fuck that shit! lets get to it....

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