Sunday, July 30, 2017

The Treasure Planet

Don't let that image fool you. This film is something else.

A nightmarish Hellscape to be specific; from the far off land of Bulgaria made in 1982. Which is JUST in time to create doubts about where Disney got their idea for a space themed Treasure Island. But which one comes out on top? Who's to say?

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We review The Treasure Planet

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Sunday, July 16, 2017

The Flight Before Christmas

This movie is 90 percent less Christmasy than that image would have you believe.  There is no Santa Helpers, only half a minute of Santa, no candy canes, no Christmas lights, no gingerbread cottage. There's plenty of gross CGI animation though.

We review The Flight Before Christmas

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Sunday, July 2, 2017

Annabelle's Wish

or uh

Warning! Sexually Explicit Content in this episode. Seriously, if you think the word cum is Latin, skip this one.

Otherwise we take on another Christmas movie for our impressive collection of holiday trash. And even though we consume this garbage multiple times a year, we aren't even close to putting a dent in our options, that's how much of this crap there is.

We Review Annabelle's Wish

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